Why struggle with First Mate chores every day
When someone has already found an easier and better way?
Brenda has been boating for many, many years
And learned the tricks to have fun and eliminate fears.
Learn how to dock without tension, and anchor with ease
Learn when it advantageous to tie to the trees.
Discover which towels are the worst and the best
And how to entertain and educate your guest.
Eliminate the problems of garbage on board
And find the best place for wine to be stored.
Get rid of the shouting and awkwardness
By knowing what to do and not have to guess.
Learn how switching hats gets your work done
Without you doing it-you don’t have to be the one.
There are far too many tips for this short rhyme
You’ll just have to buy the book and read it sometime.
Shorten your learning curve by using Brenda’s tips
To put fun and enjoyment in your boating trips.