Roses are red
Violets are blue
Captains love boating
First Mates should too.
Give your First Mate a Valentine promise
To put your yelling aside.
Improve your docking skills
so you’ll both enjoy the ride.
If your dockings include any of the following:
- Yelling
- Swearing
- Jumping
- Boat Hooks
- Bionics
- Dock Helpers
- Guesswork
- Embarrassment
- Hissy Fits
See also: Communicating Aboard
